Thursday, May 31, 2007

Funny kids

Yesterday Becca had a friend over. Her friend is really funny and really a cute little girl. She just turned 4. Here are a few conversations that I heard...

Avery- Let's pack for our trip (they were going to Sarah's bed)
Becca-okay lets take this and this
Avery-Let's take this (Minnie Mouse ears). We will need a disguise so David won't know where we are.

I started cracking up that she knew what a disguise was and that the Minnie mouse ears were going to fool David.

Later in the day they were playing Barbies and this is what I hear...

Avery - Who wants to be a hypocrite Barbie
Becca - singing and really not paying attention
Avery - I do I do...I have on really short shirt that shows my belly. I say that you should be modest but then I don't dress modest.
Becca - still unaware of Avery
Avery - Becca do you know what a hypocrite is?
Becca - no
Avery - A hypocrite is someone who tells you to do one thing then doesn't do it herself.

I was DYING laughing. First of all I can't remember when I learned what a hypocrite was second of all she is 4 and using it in great context.

Too funny.

5 comments:

Lois said...

Hypocrite Barbie story needs to go to Reader's Digest. If it is published you can split the money with Avery's mom. Too funny! the Mom

Celia Marie (W.) B. said...

HAHAHAHA. What a bright little girl. It does make you wonder what they talk about at her house. Does she have a teenage sister by chance?

Juls said...

she is the oldest. today she was over again and the first thing she said was "did you know that there is bacteria everywhere." I thought that was SO funny. I asked her mom if they had talked about germs recently and she said she must have picked it up on tv because she has never said anything about bacteria.

CACKEL said...

the hypocrite barbie is the funniest barbie story i have ever heard. i've heard of binge barbie and some other funny ones, but hypocrite barbie, now that's rich.

nicole said...

looks like somebody's mommy has been doing some very effective role play teaching